SEND YOUR INSULT BRICK

THE WORLD'S PETTIEST DELIVERY SERVICE

For just $19.99, we send a real brick to your chosen target, complete with your custom insult. You write it. We ship it. They read it. It's glorious.
🧱SEND YOUR BRICK

The Insult Brick™

We Deliver Your Best Insult, On a Brick!

$19.99 USD

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HOW IT WORKS

  • Write Your Insult

    You write a short insult (280 characters or less)

  • We Pack & Ship

    We print it, pack a real used brick, and ship it

  • They Get Bricked

    They open a box and realize they've been bricked

A memorable Insult

Break Egos!

Give a unique gift they’ll never forget! Custom insults on real bricks—because regular gifts are too boring.

Make their day (or ruin it)

The Perfect Prank

Need a laugh? Send a brick-sized surprise with a custom insult—guaranteed to leave them laughing (or shocked)!

Product Description

Send a Brick
  • One Real Construction-Grade Brick
  • Your Custom Insult (280 Characters Max)
  • Boxed and Mailed via USPS
  • From You, Not Anonymous - You Must Own It
  • Flat $19.99 - We Handle Everything
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We’ve Got the Snarky Answers You Need!

Frequently Asked Question

Is this real?

Yep. You are literally paying us to mail someone a used brick with your insult stenciled on it. It's gloriously petty and fully functional. No gimmicks. Just old-school passive-aggression, professionally shipped.

Will the recipient know who sent it?

Yes. Every brick comes with a Guilt Slip that shows your name. We don't do anonymous hate. If you're going to brick someone, you have to own it.

What if they get mad?

That's kind of the point. But for legal reasons: please don't send a brick to anyone who won't find it funny. If your joke lands wrong, that's on you. We're just the messengers (with bricks).

Can I send it to my boss, ex, or landlord?

Yes. You can brick anyone, as long as it's legal. (We recommend people with a sense of humor.) For bulk bricking—get in touch. We love group deals.

What's actually included in the $19.99?

You get one (1) real used brick, with your custom insult written, professionally packed, guilt-slipped, and shipped anywhere in the U.S. via USPS Flat Rate. That's less than a sad dinner.

What kind of brick is it?

A real, heavy, slightly haunted used brick. Every one has character. Some may still have old paint or scorch marks from its former life. We don't clean them. That would ruin the vibe.

Don’t Just Send a Message—Send a Brick!